Damn Sly - Your Mother will hate us, but your girlfriend can't get enough.
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20,000 Fools
 
I'm a fool yeah i'm your friend,
Always got a hand to lend,
But i'm not so sure about you,
Wander what the hell your tryin to do,
 
If I had a gun would you listen to me?,
20,000 fools wouldn't set you free,
Alright,
 
I'm gonna put some sense into you,
Don't give a shit what you try and do,
Cos i'm obliged to see this through,
So what the hell you gonna do?,
 
If I had a gun would you listen to me?,
20,000 fools wouldn't set you free,
Alright.
 
Sunflower
 
Sunflower,
Baby I love you,
You don't burn like I do,
I wanna pin you up,
Why don't you pick me up?,
You don't burn,
Like I do,
 
Won't you be my soul,
And my friend,
Pick me up,
Time and time again,
Sunflower,
Baby I love you,
You don't burn,
Like I do,
 
C'mon and break me,
And suffocate me,
You don't burn,
Like I do,
 
 
C'mon and break me,
And suffocate me,
You don't burn,
Like I do,
 
You don't burn,
You don't burn,
You don't burn,
You don't burn.
 
Brown Paper Bag
 
Hey dude,
Why you don't wanna stay?,
Why you going away?,
I don't know,
I keep my mind,
In a brown paper bag,
With my mothers name,
Yeah,
 
It's opened,
Split broken,
And i'm bleeding sidewise,
Yeah,
 
And I'm choking,
Past joking,
And I'm feeling likewise,
Yeah
 
But wait,
I got something to hate,
Maybe it's too late,
Well fuck you,
You kick me down,
With that cynical shoe,
That you all wear,
 
It's opened,
Split broken,
And i'm bleeding sidewise,
Yeah,
 
And I'm choking,
Past joking,
And I'm feeling likewise,
Yeah
 
Killing Spree
 
Hey man Hey man,
Look at what you done,
Got a box full of nicotine,
And a punctured lung,
 
Hey you Hey you,
Would you look at me?,
Gonna buy myself a gun go on a killing spree,
 
Well I don't know about you but I ain't done what needs to be done,
I'm a fucking powerload I won't sleep till the morning comes,
My hands are shaking and my eyes are red and i'm all outta luck,
But I'll keep on going baby I don't give a fuck,
 
Hey man Hey man,
Look at what you done,
Got a box full of nicotine,
And a punctured lung,
 
Hey you Hey you,
Would you look at me?,
Gonna buy myself a gun go on a killing spree,
 
Well I don't know about you but I ain't done what needs to be done,
I'm a fucking powerload I won't sleep till the morning comes,
My hands are shaking and my eyes are red and i'm all outta luck,
But I'll keep on going baby I don't give a fuck,
 
Yeah,
Won't sleep till the morning comes,
I won't sleep no,
I won't sleep no more,
No.
 
All in All
 
I got it all but i'm too sure,
I'm gonna lose it just like before,
It's too easy not to complain,
No one to corner no one to blame,
And everytime I turn away,
Fills the clouds and turns them grey,
And any hour you have spare,
I'll be there,
 
We've all come to far to fall,
Now we walk we used to crawl,
We've all done too much to lose,
We stand together no we won't bruise,
They're not like us they're all too blind,
And they're too proud to look behind,
I'm easy going but I care,
Me stop loving you all,
I wouldn't dare,
I wouldn't dare,
I wouldn't dare,
 
Cos you changed it all and you made it all worthwhile,
Cos you changed it all and you made a strange boy smile,
 
You made me smile,
You made me smile,
You made me smile.
 
 
 
 

Broken
 
Got this thorn in my side,
Got a raw deal man,
No matter how hard I tried,
I am broken,
Yeah I'm broken,
 
Got a brother that I don't know,
Always gonna get fucked,
Whatever roll you throw,
I am broken,
Yeah,
I am broken
 
And I'm just trying to get back again,
I don't mind you staying here but I can't pretend,
Always changing everything we know,
If I can't stand alone then how am I gonna grow?,
 
Got my jeans and my old shoes,
Empty pockets, born to lose,
I am broken,
Yeah,
I am broken,
 
Got real bad redeye,
Scars on my hands,
Trouble in London, nowhere to land,
I am broken,
Yeah,
I am broken,
 
And I'm just trying to get back again,
I don't mind you staying here but I can't pretend,
Always changing everything we know,
If I can't stand alone then how am I gonna grow?
 
Lazy
 
If I could I'd get a job,
But something easy cos i'm a fucking slob,
Do something cos i'm a waste,
No time to appreciate,
Do something it's too late,
No time to appreciate,
 
If I could i'd get a girl,
But they all turn and run a mile,
Feel happy cos I feel sad,
Feel good cos I feel bad,
Do something cos I'm a waste,
No time to appreciate.
 
Anticlimax Thief
 
I don't like you,
But I won't fight you,
Take the time to find out who I am,
 
You won't teach me,
And you won't reach me,
Try to break me just because you can,
 
I can't touch her anyway she's gone,
You could break me anyday your wrong,
I could feel it anytime but I don't,
I would see you everyday but I won't,
 
Well yeah i'm lazy,
And I didn't try,
Breaks my heart yeah but I won't cry,
 
I can't touch her anyway she's gone,
You could break me anyday your wrong,
I could feel it anytime but I don't,
I would see you everyday but I won't,
 
Got a fresh wound,
But it'll heal,
I'm a thief yeah but I don't steal.
 
Cradle Snatchin'
 
I'm sick of my old infatuation,
Cos she's whored yeah masturbation is her station,
And I'm flawed with my bent up aggrivation,
Maybe I'll score with my wronful legislation,
 
Time to get out try bring back some bacon,
Schools out so come see what I raked in,
19 yeah, and it's my inclination,
The girls my age, they're less easy to break in,
 
Oh little ladies,
You drive me crazy,
Sell me your soul,
Yeah baby what for?,
 
How bout we go for a drive?,
It's much warmer inside,
I'll be your older man,
 
The boys your age don't know,
How to put on a show,
Gotta go with the flow,
Yeah FUCK OFF!,
 
I reserve my right to exploitation,
When it comes to you I got no reservations,
It's not a job but it's an occupation,
Don't give a shit about the hearts that i'm breaking,
 
The Devil sold your soul,
Yeah did he make you whole?,
I bet he took you away,
To a better place.
 
Green Friend
 
You,
I love you so,
You take me where I wanna go,
You teach me, so many things,
To me you are a king yeah,
 
Yeah,
You make this walls come alive,
Yeah yeah you make it alright,
You teach me so many things,
To me you are a king yeah,
 
I'm not gonna waste my life,
But so are you so come on lets go,
We'll fly away we'll fly away yeah,
 
I'm not gonna waste my life,
But so are you so come on lets go,
We'll fly away we'll fly away,
 
We'll fly away,
We'll fly away,
We'll fly away,
We'll fly away.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

All lyrics and songs written by David Northmore the credit stealing bastard that he is.