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Exactly how did Damn Sly become so Sly?

A long time ago, two small boys called Nick and Dave decided to play bass and drums really badly. They started a band with another small boy called Charles, he was the only one who could actually play his instrument. Anyway the band was terrible and it didn't work out however, Nick and Dave kept playing. And slowly they got better. One day Nick started a band with a boy called Joe, a boy called Sean and some other tits we don't like. Dave soon got involved but Joe and the rest of the band got scared and stopped coming for some reason. Sean, Dave and Nick kept playing, Sean introduced a new band member, Guy. Gradually the band got slyer and slyer, and Dave learnt to sing and they became DAMN SLY.

Damn Sly would like to lick your monkey.