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STAVROS HAS BEEN SPOTTED!THE PHOTO ABOVE IS A RARE SIGHTING OF THE ELUSIVE STAVROS! HE APPEARS TO BE IN SOME MOUNTANOUS REGION! IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING PLEASE COME FORWARD, OUR SANITY DEPENDS ON IT!

Who is this mysterious figure who appears at band practices and gigs alike? His mischevous grin! His hyena like cackle! Who could he be? The Elusive Stavros is cunning and we have been unable to obtain photographic evidence as of yet but we believe the photo above is an accurate potrayal. If you hear any information or even see this mysterious man contact us imediatley, his fawn dance is deadly and once drawn in you will never escape. And remember should you hear a demonic chant of "Long and short, long and short, long and long and long and short" Run like fuck.
 

Stavros is quick, he is cunning, he will poke out your eyes with some sort of rod or poking device, we must be careful.